. I am the person to tell you that you have cilantro in your tooth, a boogie hangin' out, or a fly unzipped...whether I know you all that well or not!
. I am also the person on the other end of things that will self-assess myself to you...because let's face it...it was running through your mind while I was talking to you anyways: For example, 'Oh, yes, that is Poison Ivy on my neck; not a moldy fungus!' or 'I know I need to wax my hairy eyebrows so quit staring at them!' or 'Don't get too close to me, I stink!'
. I'm a procrastinator...and damn good at it!
. I have a relatively small perimeter when it comes to what size of things I'm capable of stressing out about. Large things are just out of my control, so why stress!?!
. Why pay for cool junk when you can get it for free (more to post on that later!)?
. I heart bangs today
. A car that's paid for will always look better than one that's not!
. The End
What are some of your self epiphanies?